7x05: “You Light Up My Union”
Eric is the best.
"Why is my waffle so sad?"
"Mr. Feeny, may I sit down?"
"I’d rather you didn’t."
Mr. Turner: “Matthews you are amazing, no idea what’s going on yet you’re still taking notes. Whatcha writin’? (Cory shoves paper into his mouth) Whatcha eatin’?”
Mr. Feeny: “Can anyone tell me what the acronym SCUBA is? Mr. Matthews?”
Mr. Feeny: “Scuba duba. Mr. Matthews I have obviously failed you on so many levels. An acronym a pronounceable formation made by a combination of letter.”
Cory (turning to Shawn): “I told you.”
Mr. Feeny: “So now, can anyone tell me what SCUBA stands for? Come on, someone take a stab at it! Mr. Hunter, you haven’t spoken since the fourth grade, S-C-U-B-A, what does it stand for?”
Shawn: “Something’s Creepy Under Boat… Andy.”
Mr. Feeny: “Mr. Matthews was closer with DUBA.”